{"id":293,"date":"2019-01-29T16:45:27","date_gmt":"2019-01-29T16:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/?p=293"},"modified":"2019-01-29T18:03:09","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T18:03:09","slug":"by-the-numbers-end-of-january-outlook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/2019\/01\/29\/by-the-numbers-end-of-january-outlook\/","title":{"rendered":"By the numbers: end of January outlook"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul><li>38,000 &#8212; words written on &#8220;Household Lights&#8221;<\/li><li>4 &#8212; sequences left to write on my list<\/li><li>enough to stuff a cushion &#8212; number of tissues applied to my massive sinus infection<\/li><li>5 &#8212; approximate number of Very Important pieces of mail I need to unearth for adult things like getting my car tags done<\/li><li>0 &#8212; number of fucks I am able to spare for that right now<\/li><li>-2 &#8212; the anticipated low for tonight&#8217;s weather conditions<\/li><li>7 &#8212; number of swords I own, in case any Upper Plains person laughs at this<\/li><li>2 &#8212; Lindor truffles on my desk&#8230;oops<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>And so on, and so forth, &amp;c. &amp;c. In other words, I aten&#8217;t dead. Barely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Edited to add<\/em>: I recounted my swords. I have one (1) rapier; one (1) practice foil; one (1) sport saber; and five (not 4) \u00e9p\u00e9es. So I have 8 swords, not 7.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>38,000 &#8212; words written on &#8220;Household Lights&#8221; 4 &#8212; sequences left to write on my list enough to stuff a cushion &#8212; number of tissues applied to my massive sinus infection 5 &#8212; approximate number of Very Important pieces of mail I need to unearth for adult things like getting my car tags done 0<\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-read-more\"><span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/2019\/01\/29\/by-the-numbers-end-of-january-outlook\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More&nbsp;<i class=\"fas fa-long-arrow-alt-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><!-- entry-read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,8],"tags":[43,41,20,17],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/payFy4-4J","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ldinmanbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}